Single and Available

A recent conversation with a friend of mine (Ken) over MSN about my single status;


Ken says:
na bei.. you not young anymore...

Revenge of the shit says:
old is gold

Ken says:
na bei.. old stick no use, will rust one

Revenge of the shit says:
it gets harder

Revenge of the shit says:
if u want to intro.. by all means

Ken says:
hahaha, sure.. no prob.. (I) have many gfs (girl friends)......

Revenge of the shit says:
but it seems that everyone i like seems to be taken, hmm.. or maybe i like girls that are attached...

Revenge of the shit says:
so u better be careful.. dont let ur gf.. come too close to me.. hehehe

Ken says:
hahaha.

Ken says:
ccb (chow chee bye).. you touch her.. I will cut your dick off and eat it with curry..

Revenge of the shit says:
hahahaha

Revenge of the shit says:
We'll see about that, it would go well with a bit of ginger and garlic btw

Ken says:
well, wat's your criteria??? tell me.. I can intro mah

Revenge of the shit says:
someone with a big ass

Ken says:
knn (ka ni na)

Ken says:
serious....

Ken says:
need to be pretty???

Ken says:
no right??

Ken says:
a nice, decent gal..

Ken says:
ard same age?.. preferably younger??

Revenge of the shit says:
have to be pleasent looking la... age about the same...

Ken says:
decent looking la.. sure wont intro you too bad one le

Revenge of the shit says:
hehe.. u sound like a pimp

Ken says:
fuck you la.....