Saturday, June 18, 2005

Single and Available

A recent conversation with a friend of mine (Ken) over MSN about my single status;


Ken says:
na bei.. you not young anymore...

Revenge of the shit says:
old is gold

Ken says:
na bei.. old stick no use, will rust one

Revenge of the shit says:
it gets harder

Revenge of the shit says:
if u want to intro.. by all means

Ken says:
hahaha, sure.. no prob.. (I) have many gfs (girl friends)......

Revenge of the shit says:
but it seems that everyone i like seems to be taken, hmm.. or maybe i like girls that are attached...

Revenge of the shit says:
so u better be careful.. dont let ur gf.. come too close to me.. hehehe

Ken says:
hahaha.

Ken says:
ccb (chow chee bye).. you touch her.. I will cut your dick off and eat it with curry..

Revenge of the shit says:
hahahaha

Revenge of the shit says:
We'll see about that, it would go well with a bit of ginger and garlic btw

Ken says:
well, wat's your criteria??? tell me.. I can intro mah

Revenge of the shit says:
someone with a big ass

Ken says:
knn (ka ni na)

Ken says:
serious....

Ken says:
need to be pretty???

Ken says:
no right??

Ken says:
a nice, decent gal..

Ken says:
ard same age?.. preferably younger??

Revenge of the shit says:
have to be pleasent looking la... age about the same...

Ken says:
decent looking la.. sure wont intro you too bad one le

Revenge of the shit says:
hehe.. u sound like a pimp

Ken says:
fuck you la.....

5 Comments:

At 6:03 AM, Anonymous Phil said...

Wow, your friiend sure pack a whole load of vulgarities under his tongue c(-_-)'''

 
At 3:02 AM, Blogger siyang said...

what vulgarities? some feelings and emotions, especially those of extreme nature can only be expressed by using words that are not found in the english vocabulary.... for a start, practice this by replacing every instance of "very" with "fucking"

e.g.
Thanks for having us over for dinner, the food was very delicious -> Thanks for having us over for dinner, the food was fucking delicious

 
At 8:07 AM, Blogger tHemUxIcboX said...

Yoz .. mi dun mind the vulgarities ... heez ... dun think they are such a big deal ... but My Ah Di cannot learn these kies?

 
At 3:37 AM, Blogger siyang said...

waa.. so protective.. hehe

 
At 5:07 AM, Blogger tHemUxIcboX said...

of course ah ... my only Ah Di eh ;)

 

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