The Smelly Boys & The Puke flavoured toothpaste

The smelly boys from a faraway land
(I'll leave it to you to guess where)

Bring the stink to an otherwise spotless

And... i must say, well maintained Loo.

It amazes me how its done, for

A pungent mix of puke and pee go where ever they go

Perhaps i have mistaken? NO!... this bloodhound you can't fool

I reckon it's what they brush thier teeth with, with that awful pukey Goo....

I reckon that they've been pissing in thier rooms for the smell to be that toxic

A smell that kills the roaches in two blinks of an eye

I pity thier neighbours, for suffer they do

And I'm thankful for living a little way off

Just outside the KILLZONE and FAR away from the Loo.