Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Tennis Porn

Watching a tennis game is like watching a kung-fu porn flick.

Let me explain why, i turned on the tv and there where two Russian women players in a singles game. One player (the chio-er 'prettier' one) hits the ball and lets out a "WOOooo-PAH!" and the other one returns the serve with a "Uuuuhhhh" moan (imagine the dirtiest, whiniest moan)..

so the game goes like this,

Ref: service over!
#1: "WOOO-PAH"
#2: "UUuuuhhhh"
#1: "WOOOooo-PAH!"
#2: "Uhhh-huh"
#1: "WOOOOOOO-PAH!!"
#2: "uuuuuhhhhh"

i turn off the tv

4 Comments:

At 2:56 AM, Blogger Sandra Ng said...

ahhh... finally! someone who's a NG and Discovery addict too.


Speaking of which, there's quite alot of porn going on in NG these days. Seems like they've decided to focus on mating seasons.

 
At 4:36 AM, Blogger projectbread said...

hmm sounds like maria sharapova? guys just love her to death! im sure you do too? :)

 
At 8:18 AM, Blogger Atrophy said...

siyang prefers real porn.:) He downloads them every now and then and watches them so much he thinks tennis is porn now. soon, sepak takraw will appear porn-like to him too. hahahaha ;b

 
At 2:57 AM, Blogger siyang said...

sandra:
haha i'm such a geek... is it? i havent been watching.. :-( been tied down by the exams... in fact i've just been thru one utterly HORRIFYING paper

clara:
heheh actually i dont know her..not that into tennis babes.. but the match i happen to see was kuznetsova or something like that.. and the prettier one was.. "De-something" i didnt catch her name :p

Cheelip,
how about Ping Porn? Ass-leage action? English Penis League?

 

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