Tennis Porn

Watching a tennis game is like watching a kung-fu porn flick.

Let me explain why, i turned on the tv and there where two Russian women players in a singles game. One player (the chio-er 'prettier' one) hits the ball and lets out a "WOOooo-PAH!" and the other one returns the serve with a "Uuuuhhhh" moan (imagine the dirtiest, whiniest moan)..

so the game goes like this,

Ref: service over!
#1: "WOOO-PAH"
#2: "UUuuuhhhh"
#1: "WOOOooo-PAH!"
#2: "Uhhh-huh"
#1: "WOOOOOOO-PAH!!"
#2: "uuuuuhhhhh"

i turn off the tv