Stumbled upon this list of Scientific/Physics laws, i think i would call it the FUBAR set of laws that govern our everyday life, this is all so true... LEARN!

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.

Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat
tire,the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move
faster than the one you are in now.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

BREDA'S RULE
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
arrive last.

OWEN'S LAW
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffeee is cold.

HOWDEN'S LAW
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the
mailbox.