Sunday, October 02, 2005

Se7en Crazy Things

Seven things you plan to do before you die:
1. Become filthy rich
2. Have sex on the beach
3. Visit Tibet, Hawaii and Normandy
4. Attend a blink182 concert
5. Invent a solar powered torch light
6. Make a war movie
7. Live (not everyone can do this well)

Seven things I could do:
(note ah.. could do, not can do)
1. Learn to drive a monster truck/race car
2. Be the next Frank Sinatra/Nat King Cole
3. Give more to underdog charities
4. Shoot photos for playboy/sports illustrated magazine
5. Pick up some vice
6. Learn an Alien language
7. I could run around town naked... but I wouldn't

Seven Celebrity crushes:
(I wouldn't really say they are crushes, except for the 1st one)
1. Vanessa Mae
2. Lucy Liu
3. Wong Li Lin
4. Catherine Zeta Jones
5. Christina Applegate
6. Jennifer Garner (Alias)
7. Eva Mendes (Hitch)

Seven often repeated words:
1. nabeh
2. Ta-ma-de
3. Oh FUCK! (spontaneously uttered)
4. Shit
5. Faggot
6. steady la pundeh!
7. good morning sir (this one's going to be dropped from the list real soon! - will be replaced with "cheebye")

Seven physical traits I look for in the opposite sex:
1. Nice smile
2. Nice Ass (not necessarily bigger)
3. not too fat... not too thin either
4. Someone with a little bit of Boobs, note: not airport runway can already
5. Someone who dosen't look like a Pontianak/Ugly Hooker when she gets out of bed
6. Someone who dosen't look like a Pontianak/Hooker after she puts on her make up
7. Good skin (although the skin on my face looks like it got hit by tiny cluster bombs)

Seven tags go to:
1. everyone
2. reading
3. this
4. blog.
5. Yes,
6. thats
7. YOU!

6 Comments:

At 8:46 AM, Blogger Nobody said...

hmmm...... very long time never see this se7en....

Nice one!

 
At 3:09 AM, Blogger Dick Chan said...

i wonder what makes the number 7 so fascinating... :)

 
At 1:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

as usual... how conveniently that your seven traits of the opp sex hardly mention on the intellectual aspect. tsk tsk..

 
At 3:24 AM, Blogger Dick Chan said...

hello... it says "PHYSICAL TRAITS" can you show me some intellect for a start?.. hehe

 
At 8:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUOH! I am a guy. heh heh...

 
At 6:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you should add the Caribbean to your list of places to visit...that will take care of your physical traits list...

 

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