Saturday, April 16, 2005

Fucking Lizards

Do Lizards mate?

I came a cross a pair of the usual "house lizards" on my way to the showers, at first glance it looked like they were squabbling cos they were making this 'cheee cheee cheee' sounds and they were biting at each others' tails.. and all this was happening on the wall mind you. Yes a vertical wall. I was hoping that they would fall off and i'd have a good laugh.. just like two weeks ago, i looked up at the ceiling while taking a shit..my my.. it was World Wrestling Entertainment Lizards world title match up.. in the midst of thier fight, gravity got the better of them and they both plummeted into the next cubicle.. spectacular.

Back to this couple, after a bit of noise and resistance. The fighting lizards appeared to have something else on thier agenda. To my astonishment, the larger lizard appeared to be trying to mount the other from behind as the smaller one tried to crawl away... she didn't make it far and it was just a matter of seconds before 'he' was on top of 'her' (i'm pressuming that they are heterosexual). The noises ceased and they remained on top of each other, motionless...

Suddenly feeling like an voyeur, I decided to leave the tender moment alone...

(i might need a reptile expert to clarify that what i had just witnessed was mating)

2 Comments:

At 6:02 PM, Blogger Sandra Ng said...

you should have taken a picture :P


Watch more discovery channel la. i saw a documentary abt lizards a few months back :)

 
At 9:45 PM, Blogger Dick Chan said...

FYI, my 2 most favourite channels are National Geographic and Discovery.. hahaha..

ya.. i shld have.. hai.. could have sold them my lizard mating shots

 

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